I couldn’t decide if it was too meta to do a Whoopishop where where instead of using Whoopi, I used Kenan AS Whoopi from SNL, so I decided to go ahead and do it anyway.
INCEPTION.

I couldn’t decide if it was too meta to do a Whoopishop where where instead of using Whoopi, I used Kenan AS Whoopi from SNL, so I decided to go ahead and do it anyway.

INCEPTION.

 
Ooh, I’m gonna wreck it!

Ooh, I’m gonna wreck it!

 
 

Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don’t know, Marjorie. 
For example, you probably didn’t know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, “What would you do to prevent war?” she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. 
And you probably didn’t know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was THE Miss Georgia. She didn’t twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! 
And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! 
And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know —-is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don’t know, Marjorie.

For example, you probably didn’t know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, “What would you do to prevent war?” she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept.

And you probably didn’t know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was THE Miss Georgia. She didn’t twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks!

And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face!

And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know —-is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

 
We spotted this billboard while riding the B train. We just had to head down to the K-Mart basement on 38th and 6th. Best coffee in New York!

We spotted this billboard while riding the B train. We just had to head down to the K-Mart basement on 38th and 6th. Best coffee in New York!

 
 
Did y’all see my cameo in last night’s Doctor Who Christmas Special?

Did y’all see my cameo in last night’s Doctor Who Christmas Special?

 
 
Thank you to my 700 followers!

Thank you to my 700 followers!

 
This is certainly ‘unexpected’.

This is certainly ‘unexpected’.

 
Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg.

Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg.

 
The Apocalypse is here, baby!

The Apocalypse is here, baby!

 
It’s cookie time!

It’s cookie time!

 
 
Hey babies, guess who’s back and in the Christmas spirit?

Hey babies, guess who’s back and in the Christmas spirit?

 
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